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Privacy policy
The short version: no accounts, no tracking cookies, no third-party embeds, and nothing sold to anyone.
Last updated November 1, 2026
This policy explains what happens to information when you visit Flooring Jester. It is written to be read, not to be survived.
The short version: this is a static website. It does not have accounts, it does not set tracking cookies, it does not embed third-party widgets, and it does not build a profile of you.
What the site collects
Nothing that identifies you, by default. There are no sign-up forms, no comment system, no newsletter, and no login. Reading the site does not require giving anything up.
Server logs. The web server that delivers the site records standard request information: the page requested, the time, the response code, the referring page if your browser sends one, and the IP address the request came from. This is ordinary infrastructure logging, used for security and for keeping the site online. It is not used to build advertising profiles.
The contact form. If you use the contact form, the information you type is sent to the endpoint named in the form. At the time of writing that endpoint is a placeholder and is not connected to a mailbox, so nothing is stored or delivered. If a real handler is connected later, this policy will be updated before it goes live, and the form will say where the message goes.
What the site does not do
- No advertising trackers, pixels or retargeting tags.
- No analytics scripts at the time of writing. If privacy-respecting analytics are added, they will be disclosed here first.
- No social media embeds, which means no third-party cookies from embedded posts or videos.
- No fonts, scripts or images loaded from third-party servers. Fonts and images are served from this domain.
- No selling, renting or sharing of personal information, because there is no personal information to sell.
Cookies
The site itself does not set cookies. Your browser or your network provider may store cached files to make the site load faster. Those are technical, not tracking.
If a future feature needs a cookie, it will be described here in plain language before it is used.
Your rights
Because the site does not hold personal data about readers, there is usually nothing to access, correct or delete. If you have sent a message through the contact form once a real handler exists, you can ask for it to be deleted, and it will be.
Depending on where you live, you may have legal rights to access, correct, delete or object to the processing of your personal data. Those rights apply to data that is actually held. Where a request is valid, it will be honoured.
Children
The site is written for adults making a purchasing decision. It is not directed at children and does not knowingly collect information from them.
Security
The site is served over HTTPS. There are no user accounts to compromise and no database of reader information. Server access is limited to the people who maintain the site.
Changes to this policy
If the site starts doing something new, this page will say so before the change takes effect, with the date of the update at the top. The aim is simple: you should never have to guess what a website is doing with your visit.
Contact
Questions about this policy can go through the contact form. It is the only channel the site currently offers, and it is described honestly on that page.